It all started when I was a kitten. I pretended that I wasn't big enough to jump high and would dig my claws into their kitchen chairs. I also tended to climb everything in site. The curtains, the walls, the lazy boy, the ironing board. I've gained a bit of weight since then, so I just can't do the things that I used to do.
My mom really loves her duvet cover, so I try to dig my claws into that as often as possible. It's a mess. #sorrynotsorry
Lately I have been working pretty hard on their bedroom furniture. I tricked Mom into thinking I'm cute by climbing on the drawers and crawling inside. But on my way up I make sure that I scratch the furniture. Sometimes I hear Mom say "we should have gotten her declawed." Ha! Too late suckers, I got these babies now and I'm going to use them.
|Caught in action|
Silly humans think that I like them, but really I'm just trying to take over this house and make it my own. Let's show them who the real boss is!